Burns Supper - Date: January 25th

The life of Scotland’s greatest poet has been celebrated in Scotland for more than two hundred years. It is thought that the first Burns Supper was held by friends of Robert Burns not long after he died, to recognise his birthday and pay tribute to his achievements. Burns Suppers can be either formal or casual affairs and can involve any number of people, from a small group of
friends to a gathering of more than one hundred people. The basic format varies little — the pomp and ceremony with which it is carried through very much depends on the formality of the circumstances.

Suggested Menu

Cock-a-Leekie Soup/Cullen Skink
Haggis, Neeps and Champit Tatties
Cranachan/sherry trifle

(Choice of starter and dessert
can vary, but haggis is essential)

Arriving guests should be offered a drink — whisky is traditional, but wine is acceptable. Once the party has assembled at table, the evening should proceed as follows:
1 Chairman’s welcome.

2 Grace — The Selkirk Grace (see below)

3 After the first course has been cleared away the haggis is ‘piped in’ — i.e., carried to the table by the chef, who is accompanied by a piper playing a stirring tune.

4 The chairman, or another elected speaker, gives the Address to the Haggis. (see below). The address should be given with enthusiasm and the speaker should have a knife beside him, ready to plunge into the haggis at the
appropriate moment in the poem:

‘An’ cut you up wi’ ready slight
Trenching your gushing entrails bright
Like onie ditch.’

When the address is over, the guests toast the haggis with whisky.

5 After the address, the haggis, neeps and tatties are served to the guests.

6 When the meal is over, the chairman, or another elected speaker, makes the first speech The Immortal Memory. The speech should pay tribute to aspects of the life and work of Robert Burns.

7 The Toast to the Lasses. This should be a light-hearted tribute to ladies present and may recall some of the many women in the bard’s own life. Itmay be delivered in prose or rhyme. It should be humorous and may be teasing, but it should not be unkind.

8 The Lasses Response. An elected female member of the party takes the opportunity to make a witty reply to the Toast to the Lasses, either in prose or in rhyme.

9 With the formalities of the evening over, the rest of the night is generally spent enjoying the songs and poems of Burns, performed by volunteers from among the guests.

The Selkirk Grace

Although the Selkirk Grace is commonly attributed to Robert Burns, it is likely that it was in use before he wrote it down.

Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftan o' the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o' need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see Rustic-labour dight,
An' cut you up wi' ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Then, horn for horn they stretch an' strive,
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
Bethankit hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi' perfect sconner,
Looks down wi' sneering, scronful' view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit;
Thro' bluidy flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll mak it whissle;
An' legs, an' arms, an' heads will sned,
Like taps o' thrissle.

Ye Pow's wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o' fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae shinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if you wish her gratefu' pray'r,
Gie her a Haggis!*

* This stanza was originally written out as follows:-
"Ye Pow'rs wha gie us a' that's gude
Still bless auld Caledonia's brood,
Wi' great John Barleycorn's heart's bluid
In stoups or luggies;
And on our boards, that king o' food,
A gud Scotch Haggis!"

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