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Add The Lies

Scotsman

A Scotsman applied to a lawyer for advice in a certain matter. On being asked if he had stated the exact
facts of the case, he replied, with more truth than discretion:

“Oh yes, sir, I thought it best to tell you the plain truth; you can add the lies yourself.”

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